My Teacher Fried My Brains by Bruce Coville

That may be true, but I’ve noticed that when I hit kids in school none of the teachers say, “Why, Duncan, what a good lesson you’ve just given little Jimmy in the fact that life is rough.” What they usually say is, “Look, you little jerk, I’ve had about enough of your antics. Dad’s theory is that life is rough, and I might as well get used to it.

I would have yelled for him to make Patrick leave me alone, but it wouldn’t do any good. “You creep!” I screamed, trying to wriggle out of his grip. But that’s how things work in our family. You know how it is: you get upset, things build up inside you, and suddenly you BOP! someone. I would tell you why my big brother was beating on me if I could, but I can’t, because I don’t know. I said “OW!” instead of “out” because Patrick had just landed a major noogie on my skull.

“Patrick!” I shouted, mad now instead of terrified. “Aliens!” But even as I was screaming, I saw in the mirror that the arm holding me was a strong human arm. “It’s not go-away time, it’s bopping time!”Ī strong arm wrapped around my neck. “Go away!” I yelled, spattering toothpaste foam across the mirror. “Hey, Duncan,” rasped a voice from behind me, “what time is it?”Ī wave of terror washed over me. I was standing in the bathroom, brushing my teeth, when I looked up and saw a horrible green face in the mirror. The aliens want to take the best and the worst to their planet, to study the human race.My Teacher Fried My Brains CHAPTER ONE First Day Blues Duncan doesn't know, but whoever it is knows about Duncan. Naturally he suspected the teachers but which one was the alien. This time told through the voice of Duncan who finds an alien hand in the school dustbin. The second title in this fast and spooky series about children being abducted from school, by alien beings posing as teachers! The second title following on from My teacher is an Alien. The aliens want to take the best and the.

My Teacher Fried My Brains by Bruce Coville